"Everything's bigger in America. We've got the biggest cars, the biggest houses, the biggest companies, the biggest food, and finally the biggest people".

You can't argue with that. America is truly the land of Bigger is Better. In America Bigger is Better is the primary means of expressing one's personal success. The biggest bank account buys you the biggest purchases. The bigger the price tag on an item, the bigger the impression made on those who see it. That's why the Penis is the most amazing item in America. In America, the Penis is the only item of significance I can think of where Average is considered equal to Above Average. I'm talking about an item that's part of everyday life for more than two-thirds of our population. You not only have to factor in men, but you also have to factor in their partners. That means about two-thirds of our population handles a Penis on a daily basis and Average is still considered equal to Above Average. That almost seems un-American doesn't it? I'm not talking about the extremes (i.e., EXTREMELY LARGE vs. extremely small). I?m talking about Average vs. Above Average. Average is considered equally desirable, equally acceptable, and equal in every way to Above Average. After all, the gist of the blanket statement Size Doesn?t Matter is that all Penises are created equal and therefore Average and Above Average are the same thing.